I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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