Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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