So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Drunk is a universal language darling
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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