How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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