I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Are my feet made of real feet?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
why is half of my head shaved?
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