Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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