Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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