You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Shame - the story of my life.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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