Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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