I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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