We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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