and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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