I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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