How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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