Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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