Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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