question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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