I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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