I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The Olympian is in my bed
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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