idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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