I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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