what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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