ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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