you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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