i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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