absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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