Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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