If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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