new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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