So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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