Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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