lets start a swedish sibling band together
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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