How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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