he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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