feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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