How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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