i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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