It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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