She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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