I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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