didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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