im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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