things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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