i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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