He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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