Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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