Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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