is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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