after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You can't just leave with hair like that
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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