she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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