Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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