It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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