they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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