Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
